Quietly judging bad takes since day one. This mug isn’t loud, it’s lethal. Ideal for the early morning cynic or the post-lunch realist, it pairs best with black coffee, bold thoughts, and zero small talk.

Designed for those who know the numbers—and the nuance.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is printed on demand — we don’t make it until you order it.

Since each item is made just for you, shipping may take a bit longer than you’re used to with Amazon — but this process helps us cut down on waste and avoid overproduction.

Fulfillment is handled by our trusted partners, Printful and/or Printify, and typically takes 2–5 business days. Once your order is fulfilled, delivery within the United States usually takes 5–7 business days.

Thanks for supporting a smart, sustainable hustle.